When two shitfaced drunken redneck men battle it out in a cheap motel room. The winner gets to nail the drunken slut who’s watching the fight. The rednecks must wear the required moose antlers attached to football helmets so that they will lock in battle!
Well, that “Antler Dance” over to the “No Tell Motel” last night ended up with those two rednecks getting their antlers horribly tangled up so 911 had to be called! The antlers had to be sawed off at the hospital and both men suffered severe whiplash!
by Prizzin gard December 03, 2017
A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023
by Böshi November 22, 2019
antlers (ant-tuh-lards) is a feral femboy in need of snuggle wuggles and hardcore gay sex with his dad (he doesnt have one) he also strokes his non-excistant dick everyday, he also cums on his sister, roomy, mayo, bronilo, and his cat
Antlers is a femboy-mayo
by ANTLERLOVER6969 March 19, 2023
by KLunaP December 04, 2023
by agrofrog August 14, 2003
A cute way of describing any deer with antlers while being inclusive with rare female deer who also grow antlers.
by 36368876 September 28, 2022