thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thick ass girl. As in a big butt, while also being able to hold a great body. Also known as "Thicc".

"Have you seen the new girl's yet?"
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

by YaBoiYungKrabz February 18, 2017

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Penis Mightier than the sword

1. When someone intends to say "the pen is mightier than the sword" but forgets to put a space between pen and sword creating hilarious results.

2. Referring to the male genitals as being mightier than any sword, usually implying the speaker is a sex addict or has a large dick, etc.

Kate230: Well, you know as they all say, the penis mightier than the sword

John11s2: LOL typo

Kate230:OMG ROTF

Well the penis mightier than the sword! You wanna find out why?

by Pappaya Peppers April 26, 2010

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thicker than a snickers

When a girl isn't super skinny and has lots of curves.

Nicki Minaj is thicker than a snickers.

by akm12345 January 5, 2011

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DJ BILLYBOOL THE BEST DJ IN DA WORLD MANE THAIBOYDIGITAL THE BEST MF RAPPER ALIVE

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faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012

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flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016

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