texan

a VERY bad skier/snowboarder

guy#1: hey look at that guy... he has his jeans tucked into his ski boots and a big poofy texas longhorns jacket.

guy#2: ya...what a texan...

by cripple128 December 16, 2008

Texan

Somebody BORN in texas. Im sorry but you have to be born here to call yourself a texan.

Me: Im a Texan.
Guy: So am I.
Me: What part you from?
Guy: Ohio.
Me: Your not a Texan.

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper July 30, 2009

Texan Oil Driller

When a fine lookin' latina woman takes the gas pump and proceeds to pump her vag with diesel fuel until climax. This can, but does not require the use of a credit card.

We were driving down a texan back road when we saw a fine lookin' latina gettin' off to the Texan Oil Driller

by Clawdangles June 30, 2009

textaneous

The immediate response you get to a text message.

No matter what time of day or night, Nick and Britt get textaneous responses when they text their friends.

by Jim and Tony August 19, 2008

texlang

The inappropriate use of text abbreviations while speaking. Usually done by new users of texting who are trying to appear hip but don't realize that the full-sized keyboard on most phones means that no-one abbreviates lke that anymore.

Using texlang, Mom said "BeeTeeDubs, when Dad tripped and fell, it was funny! EL-OH-EL!"

by DWJensen January 1, 2011

Texan Finisher

For the more heavy set men, when a woman is giving you a blow job, as you are about to climax, you lift your stomach up and hit her over the head with it, knocking her unconscious.

Wow man, my wife was blowing me last night and I did the Texan finisher on her. Man she was out like a light but now my stomach hurts and I got a bruise the size of her head

by Phat J and Shotoro January 25, 2014

Texan Clusterfuck

A larger variable of the word Clusterfuck. A clusterfuck the size of Texas is uttered because 'everything is bigger in texas'.

That right there was a Texan Clusterfuck.

by Works on Saturdays September 30, 2014