testicular crucifixion

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.

Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.

by Cryptic May 5, 2005

Testicular Cancer

A nasty disease that forms tumors on your balls. Without surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be fatal.

I'm have surgery to remove one of my balls next week because I have testicular cancer!

by EE-TAOW February 4, 2010

testicular manslaughter

an occasion when some one is killed only by the use of one's testicles. usually done by well hung testicles and blunt force or choking.

i tea bagged your mom so hard i was charged with testicular manslaughter when they found her body.

by rocky wolf April 3, 2010

testicular rendition

The act of using your testes to reenact any play, musical, opera, or movie with your testicles.

Mike's testicular rendition of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" was brilliant. Who would have thought that a testicle could resemble Jack Nicholson so much?

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008

testicular success

To reach male orgasm.

After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broad a man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

Testicular Rasputin

When the hair from your balls grows to such a length that it begins to resemble the long, thick beard of mystical adviser in the court of Czar Nicholas II, Grigori Rasputin.

Dude, jerry showed me his cock and balls last night, and he doesn’t shave around there; he has a serious testicular Rasputin!

by JK_Money June 27, 2020

testicular insertion

Inserting ones testicles into another persons anus or vagina, often used to pleasure the women in different ways

My date was great last night, when it was over we went to my place and tried some testicular insertion

by Adroc57 October 6, 2017