Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

by Jevastus Destinus January 18, 2011

She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

Hahe bri u thought.

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

by Ur dads milk January 27, 2022

stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum

That's what you're doing, fuckboi

Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?

by Edgy white kid on Garry's Mod April 6, 2017

you still talking about it?

1) phrase used to express your general discomfort and/or annoyance with someone else's whining or crying
2) phrase used to communicate that you simply do not care

Malik: "Hey man I aced my culinary exam on types of kitchen knives!"
(5th time today mentioning it)
Jake: "Damn bro, you still talking about it?"

by TheStankiest April 19, 2022

We don’t talk about yesterday

A rule of thumb when 2 people in a relationship bring out the toxicity within each other but neither of them want to face reality so keep trying to forget the past and move on.

“Why are you still together? You guys are destroying each other.” “We don’t talk about yesterday. That’s why we’re still together…”

by FreeloaderLoser April 10, 2023

We Don't Talk About.........

Usually ends with Bruno

We don't talk About......... Bruno NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT

by Random kid that knows stuff February 7, 2022