(n.) a tail of hair that grows from the back of one's head as they are, or, after they have vocalized or performed an act of disrespect.
by Octajohn February 7, 2017
Get the brat-tailmug. by JackRS January 8, 2008
Get the gator tailmug. by garv November 10, 2003
Get the Whale Tailmug. Spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the "Magic Fingers" device. In honor of John Houghtaling, inventor of the Magic Fingers, who passed away in 2009.
With another couple days' driving ahead of them, Mia and JJ thought they should hit the laundromat, but nobody else was going to be smelling them in that junker they'd borrowed, so all their quarters went toward some surprisingly intimate huff-tailing on the saggy motel mattress.
by rotifera June 26, 2009
Get the huff-tailingmug. The stinging, burning sensation you get in the very corner of your raw asshole after a spicy, fiery diarrhea session.
by Markilla February 4, 2008
Get the acid tailmug. Fairy Tail will probably one day become as popular as FMA, Naruto, Bleach, and even One Piece. fairy tail has also recieved good reviews from critics.
by Anime Viewer July 10, 2011
Get the fairy tailmug. The little string of poo that is half in your butt and half out after going #2. Usually caused by premature clinching of the ass muscles before everything is completely evacuated. It resembles as small brown tail, especially when you "wag" it trying to get it to fall off. Leads to skid marks, dingleberries, and excessive wiping.
Hal: "Dude, I took a massive dump about 2 feet long, but was left with a brown tail."
Rump: "What did you do?"
Hal: "I jiggled around for about 5 minutes with no luck and eventually went through a whole roll of toilet paper cleaning it up."
Rump: "What did you do?"
Hal: "I jiggled around for about 5 minutes with no luck and eventually went through a whole roll of toilet paper cleaning it up."
by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007
Get the brown tailmug.