Taekwando

You know that time when how you were walking down the street and that weird guy in the black hooded sweatshirt that reeks of old cheese and crappy beer walked buy, and you wondered... "Is this guy gonna kick my ass?" Well, Taekwando is the perfect thing to do. Meaning the way of hand and foot, taekwando is the best way to hold your head up high and know you can kick the crap out of anybody, including hoodlems!

that guy just went Taekwando on my ass

by Gorge (The spanish way) March 17, 2010

treuk

Verb; To go hiking with you balls out.

Ricky thought it was a good idea to treuk Mount Everest. It was not.

by TyWeed October 21, 2010

Tatuka

Tatuka is know as the best female name.tatuka has cutest curly hiar,angelic voice,and beautiful brown eyes. She is so loyal,more than anyone else

I wish i could sing like tatuka,her voice is angelic

by Dontaskmewhy May 30, 2020

Ultimate Taekwondon't

When a Martial Arts instructor attempts to demonstrate a technique, skill or breaking demonstration to their students and fails in a very obvious and embarrasing manner usually resulting in akward silence and lowered credibility for the instructor and the school.

Master Dennis attempted to break 6 bricks last night in class and totally failed! Even after 4 attempts he couldn't get through them all. It was a joke, what a phony. He even had the nerve to say afterward that he has never missed a break. Bet he won't do that again in front of everyone. That Fat Pussy. Thought we were supposed to be learing Ultimate Taekowndo, more like Ultimate Taekwondon't.

Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!

by The Original Karate Kid March 14, 2011

Taekwondo

a martial art that has the highest concentration of kicks compared to any other martial arts available today (over 100). it destroys kickboxing and muay thai and teaches you self discipline and respect not only in your training but in everyday life. it is extremely fitness orientated, and requires immense amounts of dedication to succeed. it is for all races and religions as well as sex and age. once you reach your higher belts you are trained so well you can punch through a brick wall in one single blow (or 9 bricks piled on top of each other). its worth trying it out because most people get fucked up by taekwondo students and have to bad mouth it by saying its weak. if its so weak then how am i able to stop a mans heart by throwing a single punch??

*KICKBOXER*: IM GOING TO BEAT YOU...

*Taekwondo Guy*: <tornado kicks him in the head>

*KICKBOXER*: <out cold and dragged to hospital>

by TKDSTudEnt March 27, 2008

Taekwon

Taekwon is the tallest oddest craziest most erratic person you’ll ever get the privilege of meeting. He’s funny and the bipolar one in your social circle. He’s a big anime fan and a huge Travis Scott fan. There will never be a dull moment with him around. If anything he’s the best friend you’ll ever have. On the outside he’s happy and sweet but on the inside he is dark and gloomy. Even though he won’t show it much he cares deeply for everyone close to him. He has the best personality of anybody you’ll ever meet.

Taekwon has the most eccentric personality ever!!

by takedagreat1 October 24, 2019

taekwondo

a very fun sport that many men women and children as young as 3 practice. its fun, but is challenging and great exercise. i've been practicing taekwondo for almsot 3 years now, and i've made many new friends and have acquired many new skills. i am currently the top of my class and i now have a true love for taekwondo, and now i teach there too. in taekwondo, people may say its "wimpy" n shit like that because we wear gear and don't punch and whatever rumors go around. but yes, we do punch, and for all those douches who think its stupid. it takes a LOT of strategy, especially when sparring. one wrong move can cost you the game, and its just as aggressive as other sport such as football or basketball. and yes, we do wear gear, why? because some kids are not as prepared and not as strong as another, and to prevent any injuries, we put on guards.and if youre thinking "well if theyre nto as prepared, then why pair those two up?" well, its because in competition its by AGE and belt not by experience or watever. i've sparred kids half my size and who werent as good as me, so i've had to CONTROL my power and not totally kill them. i would have to use my speed instead of power. that's called CONTROL. just going ballistic against someone isnt a sport. if it was mugging could be a god damn sport.

and btw without guards , it wouldn't help us create "toughness" or whatever, it would just hurt us, and we could never learn from our mistakes coz almost everyone would be afraid to spar, really just pushing us away form wat we love to do. lets see you douches who try to insults taekwondo as being a boring non contact sport try to fight us without guards. some of us kick as hard as hell, in my taekwondo, we've had quite a few broken bones and sprained ankles that happened during sparring, WITH the guards on, and that means we kick pretty damn hard to kick through those guards and still break the bone(i've done this by ACCIDENT many times.. and im only 12 you assholes!!). and it takes a lot of strength, courage,control, and strategy to compete in taekwondo. strategy to predict your opponents moves;courage to fight another who is much larger or stronger than you;control to be able to lower your power if face with a smaller, or less experienced child, and strength to follow through in your kicks and to go to your best of you ability and to be proud of yourself when you do.
if you are a true athlete, you must have a love of your sport, as i do. i <3 taekwondo

by k3taekwondo June 8, 2011