Pink Switzerland

Someone's asshole. The anus of a man or woman. The Chocolate Starfish, or maybe even the Fart Box. You get the idea.

Jerry: "I was tongue punching Jenny's Pink Switzerland last night in her mom's bed!"
Thomas: "Golly gee Jerry you sure are a stud!"

by mockywottle January 6, 2023

Life is not Switzerland

fig. of speech: „Life isn’t easy“
Switzerland is a wealthy country with a low crime rate and a low unemployment rate.
One could only assume that people who live there don’t have to face any problems of the real world.

„I didn’t get into the university of my dreams“
- „Well, Life is not Switzerland“
You can’t always get what you want - if you could, you‘d be in Switzerland.

by emmspemms September 4, 2023

Pulling A Switzerland

To remain 100% neutral in an argument/debate/drama/event/etc.
(aka "Pulling a Swiss")

Origin comes from the country Switzerland, which remained neutral in major wars (including World War II )

Person 1: "I can't believe Bob said that! Can you tweet at Bob and tell him how much he stinks?"
Person 2: "No, I don't want to get involved in this. I'm pulling a switzerland on this one."

by Anonyfur August 17, 2016

Playing Switzerland

Staying neutral on a topic

Lottie’s her best friend, I don’t know why she’s playing Switzerland about the breakup.

by lottielot February 7, 2022

Switzerland Steamroller

Taking a shit on a lady's chest, and then sitting on her chest to smear it in.

"Dan you'll never believe it! Cindy let me give her a Switzerland Steamroller last night! She totally digged it!"

by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007

switzerland snowblow

were a person fills there mouth with snow and gives a blowjob

i had a transsexual give me a Switzerland snowblow

by nezler May 7, 2015

franklin university switzerland

a small american private university in Lugano, Switzerland. Filled with the top 1% of the world, representing over 60 nationalities including the Russian Mafia and the Saudi Royal Family. Known for their extravagant "academic" travel and sport car filled parking lot.

Are you honestly taking out a 500,000 loan to attend Franklin University Switzerland?

Yes, Miriam can afford a yacht, she goes to Franklin University Switzerland

by franklinfinest February 5, 2017