Seabee

Navy asset known for accomplishing the difficult ahead of schedule and the impossible shortly afterwards. Unlike the Army Corps of engineers, the Seabees talk less about doing something and just get to work. They are skilled in third own jobs and crosstrained in everyone else's job, along with combat training and aren't lacking in personal hygiene, unlike other s. (See negative definitions above)

Officer "we need _____ done."

Seabee#1 "already done, what is next, sir?"

by Bulldozer Bee October 4, 2018

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Light sabergasm

The sexual climax a person reaches, while watching Star Wars, when they know that theres about to be a fight between two Jedis.

When Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were about to fight i had the best Light Sabergasm in the universe.

Yeah well take that one up with George Lucas because i here he doesn't like to loose his Universal records.

by Blubyu18 December 4, 2010

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Light saber

A terrible weapon Lockheed Martin is developing in case of war against France. Unfortunately the huge amount of light sabers produced might drive the United States to the third Bush administration.

US army general: "what happened to the boat"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."

to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"

by ilRabbino April 24, 2013

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