Sullivan County

One of the absolute shittiest areas of NH, no questions asked. Miles upon miles of tiny, go-nowhere towns in the middle of fucking nowhere, row upon row of trailer parks and absurdly run-down houses (most of them with rusted car parts and appliances dotting the yards), shitty general stores, pizza parlors, and ice cream stands dotting the land, gun shops in every town, and tourist trap gift shops littering the more populated areas. Meth and heroin are big in the area, alcoholism is rampant, and there have been a fair amount of confirmed incest cases in quite a few of the towns. Even the more populated areas are still pretty seedy, with Newport holding little more than a strip mall, a few convenience stores, and other assorted unsuccessful businesses. When the biggest draw of a town is a fucking Ocean State Job Lots outlet, you know there's a problem. Claremont is much the same, just larger, while Sunapee is populated by rich out-of-staters in the summer and is damn near a fucking ghost town in the winter. Really, this describes the entire fucking area in a nutshell. There are only three things worth giving a rat's ass about here: Lake Sunapee, which is okay, Mount Sunapee, which is overpriced as fuck and worthless if you don't like winter sports, and the assorted hiking trails, which are mosquito-ridden hellholes for much of the summer and snowed over in the winter, making them useless for snowshoeing. In short, fuck this place.

"Fuck, man, where are we going today?"
"Claremont?"
"Fuck that shit, it's like a larger Newport, AKA devoid of anything worth giving a pig fuck about."
"Man, fuck Sullivan County."
"True dat."

by Phlogiston Verdigris August 25, 2011

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Sullivanitis

A non-contagious but highly destructive disease that causes its host to fly off the handle on impulse; symptoms include irrational pendulum-swinging, outbursts of libertarian ideology, hyperbolic ranting, and making a ton of rhetorical waffles.

Andrew Sullivan's response to the removal of Branden Eich was a textbook case of Sullivanitis.

by Dish-reader April 12, 2014

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sullivans theorem

Sullivan was a gentleman who reviewed movies. In him film reviewing situations, the integer five (5) is roughly equivalent to the integer seven (7). While not initially intended to be used outside film review situations, it has evolved to be used for most situations where an out of ten (10) grade is applied.

I loved that movie, under Sullivans Theorem I give it a full 5/7

by TheOnlySnuff November 12, 2020

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