studying

a mash-up of the words 'student and dying'

"Did you hear what happened to the student who was studying?"
"No-"

"He died the next day."

"Why?"
"They say he was studying...."

by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023

Studying

The art of staring at a book and praying something goes in.

Teacher: 'Have you finished studying chapter 15 for the test?'
Me: 'Something might have gone in through osmosis, idk'

by TheAverageSavage December 15, 2023

Studying

In-depth investigation and analysis (of a subject or situation).

He has spent several years studying mink.

by Arminkshipper June 16, 2024

Studying for Biology

Fapping

I was up late last night studying for biology.

by KAKAKAKOW December 16, 2013

studying psychology

To not be presently engaged in an activity of note.

The following responses to the subsequent question are all equivalent.

Me: Hey man, what are you up to?

Charlie: Just fucking the dog.
Charlie: Jack all.
Charlie: Fuck all.
Charlie: Studying psychology.

by EggplantSquatter January 3, 2010

Studying Dopamine

Code phrase used to publicly describe a couple caught on camera stuffing the meat wallet in a lecture hall without offending the perpetrators.

Jesus fuck my seat smells like fish, someone must have been studying dopamine in here last night. Better ask security to check the tape.

by Dr. I Don't Give A Fuck January 26, 2011

Studying for a drug test

Having to refrain from smoking pot, or using other drugs, to pass a drug test

"No I can't hit that bong man, I'm studying for a drug test for work."

by Just Lane December 9, 2008