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Lego Stepper

A person who likes to have sex with a dude with a small dick.
Girl 1:"OMG that guy has such a small dick. Having sex with him is like stepping on a lego."
Girl 2: "Girl, you a lego stepper"
by DatCrazyKay November 4, 2012
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my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
by Mirukal October 17, 2020
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My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court
by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023
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Steeplewaste

Otherwise known as the Iroquois Steeplechase, a horserace held every year during the second weekend of May on the grounds of Percy Warner Park in Nashville, TN benefitting Vanderbilt Children's Hospital, but is usually an excuse for rich young people to gather on the infield and get massively shitfaced in broad daylight, thus not watching the horserace altogether
"Dude are you going to Steeplewaste this weekend?!"

"Hell yeah let's get fucked up!!!!"
by smoothieking11 December 27, 2009
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stipples

Stiff Nipples. Usually occurs when you're cold or excited. More likely for women.
"Damn its cold in here... im going to get stipples"
by brydan September 17, 2006
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nobody stepped on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that's currently on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody stepped on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
by SmellsPrettyBad March 6, 2008
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Steppe

Noun
(German, from Russian step')

1. Specifically, the temperate, semiarid areas of treeless grassland in the midlatitudes of Europe and Asia; more generally, any such grassland.

2. Any locale which can be accurately described only as an abomination (See Pittsburgh). The steppe is sometimes detested because it contains an extra "p" and "e" within the spelling. More often, however, the steppe is reviled because it contributes absolutely nothing of value to the world.
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Definition 1.
The world's largest zone of all steppes, often referred to as "The Great Steppe", is found in southwest Russia and neighboring countries in Central Asia, stretching from Ukraine in the west to the Ural Mountains and the Caspian Sea.

Definition 2.
Douchebag 1: Why do you hate the steppe so much?
Douchebag 2: Because man, what has the fucking steppe ever done for me? And why, in god's name, does it have an extra p and an extra e at the end? Fucking steppe...
by S.Q. Becker June 14, 2008
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