stand someone up

not turn up for a date

She stood me up, the little bitch

by eper January 10, 2005

standing someone up

when you have plans with some one and they blow you off or bail on you.

Kayla was going to hang out but she decided on standing someone up.

by in the name of ted October 9, 2015

stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her

She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip

by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015

Head Standing Up

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.

Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball

by head_standing_up July 2, 2023

Stand up

Are you serious right now? Or you need better taste

“I really like this man!”
“Girl you need to stand up”

by anonymous September 12, 2022

stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.

If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".

by QuacksO May 7, 2025

Stand Up

(v) Used to refer to someone doing something well, similar to words like "ate" or "slayed." It comes from the idea of standing up to receive applause, or standing ovation.

Girl 1: You look so cute today; stand up queen!
Girl 2: Oh my God, thank you!

by Marie Aseem January 10, 2025