Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me March 25, 2009

stale betty

A betty past her prime.

I found a wrinkle and a gray hair this morning... I'm such a stale betty.

by StaleBetty September 8, 2005

stale muffin

to have anal sex with your girlfriend's dead mom

Cop: yo, what the fuck you in for
Inmate Pratt: i stale muffin'd yo mom
Cop: Um, what?
Inmate Pratt: ...
Cop: Yeah, clean up in cell block D.

by Scottee Mac October 2, 2007

stale mail

Email that's so old that by the time you get to it, you might as well just delete it rather than reply.

Steve-O: I got email from Sam looking for that set list.

Spunky: You send it to him?

Steve-O: Naw, by the time I got through the rest of my inbox, he got it from someone else. My inbox is full of stale mail like that.

by AgentMike April 29, 2009

stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex

by Stale cocks May 24, 2016

stale ketchup

3 day old period blood found in a McDonalds bathroom.

I used some stale ketchup on my Big Mac.

by HappyMeal145879 October 11, 2013

stale-god

A non athletic faggot with no friends

That guy is such a stale-god.

by Jamaltheking February 19, 2017