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pull harder screams marthur

A semi-popular part animutation, part epic saga of Rosie and Jim, using the music "Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr" by Trivium. It includes many mistranslated lyrics and nonsensical scenarios.
"PULL! HARDER! SCREAMS MARTHUR! STOP! UKRAINE! THIS ALLLLLLAEEEEAH!"
by Sandy Nisbet September 8, 2005
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Cross the Streams

Crossing the streams: When you're urinating and defecating at the same time, and you maneuver your body just right so you can urinate on your feces while it's coming out.
This isn't a sexual act, but I'm sure someone can figure out a way.
"Dude, I just pissed on my shit while it was still coming out. It was awesome!"
"Yeah man, I cross the streams all the time."
by GhostGuyGGG July 19, 2009
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Screamstina

A very smart, pretty and genuinely caring girl. Is a self-starter and enjoys her independence. Loves music and going to the beach. Enjoys consuming mass quantities of red wine. Has a tendency to speak with great volume. Has beautiful eyes and is also quite racktacular.
Screamstina's sister: "OMG, I was looking all over the store for you. Then I heard your voice and I was like 'there she is!'"

Dave: "Screamstina!"
by Cocky Basterd August 24, 2012
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Swedish steamshovel

Well, a Swedish steamshovel is probably just the THE most hardcore sexual act there is! And I’d know, because just about every girl I do it to says they can’t BELIEVE I just gave them a Swedish steamshovel. They thought they’d done everything until they got a down and dirty, world-rocking SS. And they might have. But nothing could prepare the hottest, horniest slut for the visceral thrill of an SS served to perfection. Just throw out all of those other tame little sexual maneuvers, like the donkey punch or the hot sanchez or whatever. It’s all pretty kindergarten once you get into the Swedish steamshovel type shit. God, I can barely even believe myself that I did it! Or rather, do it, on a regular basis!
Here, maybe this will give you a clue.

Dude 1: Hey man.

Dude 2: Ssup.

Dude 1: So, did you get that chick last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! I took her home and gave her a fucking Swedish steamshovel too.

Dude 1: No fucking way! That's sick dude!

Dude 2: Hell yeah! It was fucking awesome!

Dude 1: No way! You didn't really?!

Dude 2: Naw, man. I did.

Dude 1: Seriously?

Dude 2: Serious, man.

There. Now you pretty much get the idea of how fucking wicked it is.
by thev101 August 29, 2011
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Busting out the seams

when an emo kid who watches anime, listens to metal, has a whack ass haircut and says RAWR XD is getting on your nerves you just tell them "you're busting out the seams today" autism does have a role in this term
Damn Thomas you're busting out the seams today!
by Coloradokid45 April 6, 2017
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Thunder Screams

She gave thunder screams while making love.
by Rasa June 27, 2007
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Crossing Streams

The act of two men ejaculating at a trajectory that causes their ejaculate to contact mid air, and merge. This actively can involve the merged ejaculate coming into contact with an individual, although this is not required.
Yeah man me and john are gonna try out Crossing Streams tonight
by cockman42 November 1, 2020
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