I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!
by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012
Get the purse squiremug. Gay, Homosexual, Fruity, Queer, Priest Plaything, Cock Gobbler, Likes Men, Limp Wrist, he likes older men, he also likes younger men, Probably a cougar
by Josietrain April 29, 2022
Get the Squire Ashermug. Verb. When you get fucked so hard up the ass with insults from a teacher at school for them butchering the writing of a school mock exam, or several, and blaming you, your entire class, and your entire year group thereafter, for their error(s) that all you can verbalise about the situation is "we got squired". The teacher takes no responsibility for their actions, and shifts the blame to a fully functioning group of 18 year-olds instead for the teacher's lack of social intelligence and proof-reading of a high-stakes school exam.
Student 1: "Oi, miss, why'd I get Merit in my Trigonometry paper for a question that you wrote incorrectly?"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."
*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*
Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."
*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*
Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"
by VegePatch October 2, 2023
Get the Squiredmug. Look at her, there's no way she would have said that. Her brother must have had her sibling squiring again.
by Nanamiraptor September 13, 2015
Get the Sibling squiringmug. A person who doesn’t bite their tongue and tells it how it is all the time. Has no filter and can tell the vibe of the room just by walking in it with their strong intuition & gut feeling
Squire-lee - Hey, you know what?
Person- what?
Squire-lee - you’re an entitled little sissy who complains about everything.
Person- ughhh….?
Squire-lee - Ok, have a good day!
Person- what?
Squire-lee - you’re an entitled little sissy who complains about everything.
Person- ughhh….?
Squire-lee - Ok, have a good day!
by Da Lord Beerus November 23, 2021
Get the Squire-leemug. AMY SQUIRE. is a girl who is a homosexual!😝 and is completely proud to say it 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈 as she shares her lesbian and experiences on her tiktok page. jumbo*****.
by puthay my religion June 26, 2021
Get the amy squiremug. An all around Nig NOG that no one likes just an irritation a parasite sucking on everyone's good time.
by Big fat Nig NOG November 15, 2016
Get the squire gestlemug.