A person who is simultaneously a Sasquatch and a Retard. This could be accomplished by having a very tall person who has retard behavior, or by having an abnormally tall person with retardistic facial expressions.
Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.
by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009
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a triannual online camp on scratch.mit.edu in which children sign up and then either go inactive for the rest of the month, scream every time they're reminded that people are not online 24/7, threaten to leave camp but then accidentally inspire some hosts and leaders to troll everyone for a few hours, or turn out to be decent people who go on to become hosts and leaders later and face the angry seven year old warrior-cat-roleplayer campers.
note that the campers are VERY ungrateful and the hosts and leaders deserve more credit for the time they spend thank you very much <3
note that the campers are VERY ungrateful and the hosts and leaders deserve more credit for the time they spend thank you very much <3
Camper: omg the new daily isn't here and it's midnight UTC! THE HOSTS SUCK!!!!!!!
Host: literally shut up i have a life
Camper: I'M LEAVING SCRATCH WRITING CAMP FOREVER YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN EVERYONE HATES ME
Host: lmao bye :))
Host: literally shut up i have a life
Camper: I'M LEAVING SCRATCH WRITING CAMP FOREVER YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN EVERYONE HATES ME
Host: lmao bye :))
by he died. he's okay now though! March 27, 2022
Get the Scratch Writing Camp mug.I was dancing with this girl and I was kissing her neck. I lifted her knee to my hip and went down for the panty scratch. She was wet as hell so I fingered her.
by G Stone September 6, 2007
Get the Panty Scratch mug.A feeling of EXTREME pleasure that occasionally occurs when a male sratches his balls. (generally some of the looser skin from the sack) The pleasure is equal to or greater than the pleasure of an orgasm.
WARNING:
This wonderful wave of pleasure usually results in a frantic scratching of the testicular region that leaves men red, chapped, and chafed. Stop scatching immediately after the scratchgasm for your own safety!
WARNING:
This wonderful wave of pleasure usually results in a frantic scratching of the testicular region that leaves men red, chapped, and chafed. Stop scatching immediately after the scratchgasm for your own safety!
It's ok to scratch your nuts at work or school. You're a man, people expect it of you. But if you have a scratchgasm, try not to moan. That usually freaks people out.
by Joo ZipperDick July 7, 2008
Get the Scratchgasm mug.Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011
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