Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants: A yellow sponge that lives in a pinapple, submerged underwater with a pet snail, and has friends named Patrick the Pink Starfish, Sandy Cheeks the Texan Squirrel, and has a neighbor named Squidward, that is a squid. Spongebob is a cook at a fast food retseraunt called the Krusty Krab, and has a super thrift boss naed Mr. Krabs. Squidward works as the cashier at the Krust Krab. Spongebob was born by a bunch of pot heads that were huffing lemon floor cleaner and smoking grass and paper, all at the same time, and submitted their idea to Nickolodeon.

Spongebob Squarepants is the #1 kids show currently.

by Trkflolx4 May 14, 2010

spongebob squarepants

Meaning a female with little or no booty aka flat booty.

Bob: Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes

by BWheezy January 11, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.

Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 28, 2012

Spongebob Squarepants

A short, yellowish fellow with more than the recommended amount of holes. Also cannot drive, because he can't reach the pedals.

1) TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH, at night . Said Spongebob Squarepants

2) look at that Spongebob that just crashed!

by Deadasadodo August 1, 2012

Spongebob squarepants

The most retarded show in the world it's dumb as fuck

Spongebob squarepants is stupid and retarded

by Boogereater69 March 13, 2021

Spongebob Squarepants

Putting a bucket of ice into a woman's underpants then screwing her with a dry sponge.

creepy old guy: "Spongebob Squarepants is now my favorite show."

by Mista Crabs September 26, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.

Me: You wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants?
You: No, it became shit.
Me: Fuck you then.

by Koolkay109 May 9, 2018