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Cut the Sponge

When your computer stops working unexpectedly and dies.
Person 1: Yeah, my computer cut the sponge this morning

Person 2: That's rough, buddy
by Stay at home gamer March 14, 2021
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Spongebobbing it

The reluctance or refusal to get one's drivers license, with no legitimate reason other than laziness or procrastination. People who are spongebobbing it typically walk everywhere they need to go or rely on others to get around, which will often become a nuisance or a burden to others.
"Hey, can you give me a ride into town?"

"Man, you need to stop spongebobbing it and get your license already"
by rose129 October 27, 2019
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dick sponge

1.another word for a slut.
2.a female used only for sex.
She is such a dick sponge.
Shes Tims dick sponge.
by Matt Sch September 4, 2005
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Sponge fumbling

Accidentally sticking your fist up your arse while searching for your favourite sponge in an overly bubbled bath.
I had to throw my bath into the street after my first sponge fumbling.
by Mr WithersSpakeThrust June 3, 2009
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spanga

someone whos a complete idot, does really stupid things in front of all his "friends" and who is a natural dipshit
"brodie is such a dumbass",
"yeh hes a spanga"
by Mcn00b and MacLean December 28, 2005
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Spongebob Squarepants

immature, yet extremely funny cartoon, with an age range of about 4-70.
ME: hey, my 18 year old friends, let's watch spongebob Friends: Ok then
by JimmyK September 12, 2003
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spongebob dance

A dance that was developed in Baltimore Maryland.It is famous now on youtube.It has nothing to do with spongebob.The name was developed on the streets of b-more.The dance goes with Baltimore club music, which is a form of house music.The most known baltimore club song that people do the spongebob to is Tote it Remix.
This is a conversation .Peple watching someone doing the spongebob

me:aye!!!he was rockin

someone from nyc:wtf is this

me:it's the spongebob dance

someone from nyc: what?There's spongebob dance?

me:um.. yeah
by retro123456789 June 13, 2008
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