softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls

A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls

by Bitchboy123 June 9, 2017

Softball slap

Doing an underhand motion whilst slapping someone with great force

He used the softball slap and almost broke his neck!

by WordMan438 August 13, 2020

Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

by BB Swan November 8, 2017

Wet Softball

An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.

Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.

by Jeffalooboo June 3, 2020

Softball girls

A girl that can get down and dirty if she’s lost a game u don’t wanna mess with her.good body and loves a baseball player big butt

She’s a softball girl
Well duh I like her

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by Hey26girlboo October 24, 2019

softballed-out

Females who have huge thighs, drink pre-workout, wear basketball shorts, and do other manly things. these are not attractive women. Not limited to softball; any manly sport applies i.e- lacrosse, basketball, hockey

john: Bro did u see that girl's thighs? they're huge

tom: of course i saw it, shes softballed-out

by ball hawk July 31, 2012

Softballs

Softballs:very soft,easy to playwith,they are a little to big,bigger than baseballs;)

"Hey dad,can I play with your softballs.

by Ayyyeee145 December 25, 2017