Shmoner

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011

Lifted Smoke & Vape

One of the infinite vape shops made for OU tards. The location of this place is very convenient because it is located on Campus Corner so you could get hella fucked up first and then start fiending nic and pull up to this hoe. The nigga who runs this place is a straight hoodrat and just smokes the whole time. You walk into this place and it just screams ghetto, mainly because of the dude who runs this place. You know this place got heat tho because the nigga just chills in the back and hits his bong the whole time.

We were all at Campus Corner on Saturday night and were craving nic so we went to Lifted Smoke & Vape and copped some Puff Bars and also got a bong because the dude working there put us on.

by TurnM3Up December 15, 2020

The smoke

Physical or verbal conflict
"Heat"
Controversy

Friend 1: "Hand me the controller bro, I wanna play you in 2K"
Friend 2: "Nah fam... you can't handle the smoke"
Friend 1: "STFU I want ALL the smoke ni**a"

by iamthesmoke November 1, 2018

smoke a number

AKA, smoke a joint....

Let's kick back, watch the gig and smoke a number...........

by JBar2007 December 10, 2016

The Big Smoke

A ghetto term for when a collective of teenage individuals engage in smoking.

Yo boys, its time for The Big Smoke

by cuse-stoner420 September 16, 2019

shmoney

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance

Yo man, I wuz hustlin' and gettin' dat shmoney boi!!!

by José Mandarez November 25, 2014

Outside Smoke

A term used in competitive swimming when the outside lanes(usually 1 or 8) ,which are usually seeded to lose, win the race.

Swimmer in outside lane: C'mon boys we can do this. Outside smoke

Other swimmers: YEAHHHH!

by lancerman09567 August 2, 2009