The Armenian Sledgehammer

While receiving head (preferably with your partner on all fours, not on knees), ball your hand into a tight fist and hit your them as hard as you can in the rectum, directly before ejaculating. Not only is this hilarious, it also feels great.

John: "How was last night with Tom?"
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."

by Aram A. April 2, 2008

sledgehammer

what your pulse/heartbeat feel like when you lose your virginity

If you could take my pulse right now, it would feel just like a sledgehammer.

by analpriest November 26, 2014

Sledgehammer Grammar

1. Swollen Member's frontman Mad Child's vocal stylings.

2. Kelsey Grammer

Did you hear Kelsey "Sledgehammer Grammer" talking that Sledgehammer Grammar?

by Kelsey Grammers April 4, 2009

The sledgehammer

A method of contraception that involves sledgehammering a girl in the ovaries.

After sex I always pop down to the shed and grab the sledgehammer and go to town as a form of contraception

by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020

sledgehammer

The act of a man inserting his penis and having "intercourse" using the space between his partner's genitals and anus.

Julio: Dude, did you really give that chick a sledgehammer?

Mike: Why yes, yes I did.

by abysmalhorrors March 29, 2005

Sledgehammer

When she gets on her knees to blow you, and you pick up your erect cock by the tip and let it slam on her face like a sledgehammer.

You wanna get sledgehammered stephyane you little slut?

by SorryBandit December 14, 2019

irish sledgehammer

when a short redhead uses a fat girls stomach as a trampoline, and he jumps up, does a backflip, and lands on his stomach with his doinker in her hoo-hah

Fred: Man, Patrick o'neil o'harris mckinley really gave susy the old irish sledgehammer last night?

George: yeah, and im pretty sure it found its way to youtube.

by buttbush August 7, 2009