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slaying

Slaying is the act of having sex with little to no emotional attachment. Slaying for the joy of slaying.
Also a male can hit the town with the intent of 'slaying bitches' which means he wants to smash up a stray and have no repercussions.
Natty B has an overdrawn moral bank account and is often found prowling the street looking for bitches who need 'slaying'
by The Pro-abortionist February 8, 2008
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slaying the enderdragon

another word for masturbaing
im sorry im late i was up late last night slaying the enderdragon!
by pussyeater1232 April 22, 2014
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slaying dragons

Having sex with an ugly chick during a dry streak just to get your bird wet.
sometimes you gotta be slaying dragons before you can save any princesses.
by Moofrogio September 3, 2012
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slaxing

A combination of relaxing and slacking, basically the essence of the good life.
- Hey, what are you doing tonight man?
- Oh nothing, just slaxing.
- That's what's up!
by paper shoes August 6, 2009
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Staging

When a buddy covers for a friend by arranging a workspace (office or cube) to give the appearance the friend is in the office but just away from their desk.
Bridget was running late, luckily Ben was used to staging her office so it looked like she was there and did so quickly.
by Jenab75 September 8, 2009
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Dragon Slaying

A game played amongst fraternity brothers when an event or exchange is occurring with what is commonly regarded as a "fucking beat-ass sorority." Here are the rules for this noble sport:

1) Break up into teams, no less than two and no more than 4.
2) The object of the game is to get as many points as possible for your team. But how do you get points? Well that's a great question.

Points shall be awarded on the following scale:
1 Point: Making out with a girl
2 Points: Hand job
3 Points: Blow job
4 Points: Straight up dirty sex

However, there's a twist.

x2 Points: On film (i.e. camera phone, video camera)
x2 Points: In public (i.e. bus, dance floor, in line at Carl's Jr.)
So a fictional character named Brad is in Delta Iota Kappa. Unfortunately, Alphi Phi has cancelled, so the only sorority they can party with is Beta Alpha Epsilon Tau. Before the girls come over, another guest comes first to visit the brothers: Mr. Vodka and his friend General Gin. If pre-gaming is done correctly, all brothers should be on the verge of blackout to make the degrading and horrific task ahead somewhat bearable. After the Delts have split up, Brad finds himself on his new team, "The Fuckaneers." It's time to play like a champion.

Once the girls show up, Brad spots Gertrude, a 263 pound German "girl" with hair on her lower back. Luckily, thanks to a pep talk from Mr. Vodka, this 1.5 rated girl just shot up to a healthy 4 and it's time to prepare his sword for some dragon slaying.

After some smooth from Brad talk about his economics class and the relationship between supply and demand in the world market, this desperate shemale is ready to make her move, and Brad is ready to score some puntos.
They go into the bathroom and she begins to perform fallacio on our young hero. During this horrific and slobbery ordeal, Brad's teammate pops his head through the bathroom window and begins to film this grotesque display of attempted oral sex on his iphone. With a quick thumbs up to the camera and a sly smile only a heavily drunken frat boy can muster, Brad has earned an impressive 6 points for his team.

After the disgraceful night of drunken debauchery, points are tallied and only one team can prevail.

Do you have what it takes? Go on, noble frat boy, and play like a champion.
by Mr. Vodka April 29, 2008
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slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.
1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!
by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008
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