Dude: Yo bring those cheese fries over here, im starving.
Skirt: Sorry i cant these are for my girlfriend.
Dude: Come on dude, dont be such a skirt.
Dude 1: You going out with us tonight?
Skirt: No, my girlfriends wants me to hang out with her tonight.
Dude 2: What a skirt.
Skirt: Sorry i cant these are for my girlfriend.
Dude: Come on dude, dont be such a skirt.
Dude 1: You going out with us tonight?
Skirt: No, my girlfriends wants me to hang out with her tonight.
Dude 2: What a skirt.
by hernandorodriguez April 28, 2013

An insult referring to a female who embodies the characteristics of a hippo, forest giraffe or larger sized hairless cat.
Don't be such a stupid skirt.
by Jebbahnarry May 23, 2006

A new club just opened over on Spring Garden Street, so me and my skirt are going to get tarted up and check the place out this Saturday night!
by VixenVicki July 2, 2016

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."
by ksyder December 9, 2008

when u skrirt on a nigga!!!
by Skrrtlmao!!!JRNQEi May 17, 2018

Much like the length requirement of a college paper. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep things interesting.
by .JuDgE. September 22, 2009
