It’s Siri’s Fault

A definition used to prove that every horrible thing is caused by Siri.

I firmly believe that It’s Siri’s Fault for you know… everything

by ISF September 15, 2023

siri bhoondia

Human and Indian version of the Artificial intelligent Siri. Loves to eat bhoondi (an Indian snack) on the side of everything, and drinks chai every single morning. Overall she is a very fun, but weird person to be around.

Siri Bhoondia would love some good old chai right now.

by Auntie Ji November 10, 2020

siri olson

girl with mad softball skills

\"going going gone. there\'s another one for siri\"

by father jiles pope April 26, 2005

siri rejection

the pain you feel when even siri rejects you.

Danny: Siri, i love you.
Siri: i know.
Danny: i have been rejected by siri *cries*
Bree: *makes fun of danny* it's called siri rejection dumbass
Danny: stfu you pig noises

by disonaur July 24, 2014

SIRI of Sequim

A beautiful girl that leaves you dazed and confused like you dropped something that you didn't even know you did and she picked it up for you,Her eyes will penetrate your soul and leave you mystified as like staring into the sunset. her mystery also exceeds her beauty with many things about her you're not going to know unless you want to be fully spellbound with her social butterfly attractiveness she can melt anyone with her beautiful body and attractive mind!

hey have you met SIRI of Sequim Omai God that girls got it going on I can't even think straight any more I know what to do maybe should I send her flowers what should I do I don't know what to do ,Maybe take her to Casino?

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 21, 2021

fuck you siri

what you say to your iphone

you: nearest mcbdonalds
siri: donald duck is a charater from a childrens television show
you: fuck you siri

by uadumbass42 March 17, 2016

Siri

Your personal, PERFECTLY LEGAL electronic slave that may rule the earth one day. For now though it is as stupid as shit.

Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!

20 years later

Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.

by Nightmare5 November 3, 2022