Shroom

a penis that is circumsized, it is gross and nasty.

Ew, did you see that shroom?

by ELEPHANT POWER November 14, 2010

Shroom

Shit. Just looking like shit.

I look like a shroom. Becky is a shroom.

by Playa9898 March 06, 2018

shrooms

gift from god,aliens,etc.mind expanding,spiritual thought provoking and good for the soul similar to lsd.looks like a penis while it is growing but nonetheless it actually helps you see a person the way they see themselves people tend to get spiritual nothing can prepare for such a life changing fungi that can rock your world

"yo its sunday we gotta go to church".
"i got this(pulls out bag of magic mushrooms)............its shroom sunday!!!we bring the church to us"

by nonduality January 13, 2015

shrooms

gift from god,aliens,etc.mind expanding,spiritual thought provoking and good for the soul similar to lsd.looks like a penis while it is growing but nonetheless it actually helps you see a person the way they see themselves people tend to get spiritual nothing can prepare for such a life changing fungi that can rock your world

"yo its sunday we gotta go to church".
"i got this(pulls out bag of magic mushrooms)............its shroom sunday!!!we bring the church to us

by nonduality January 13, 2015

Shrooms

A fungus that grows from cow shit, and when you eat it, its like installing CCleaner into your brain and for a few months you end up depersonalized but eventually your operating system (Brain) Will recollect itself! 3-6 months usually. How will you clean your Operating system?

John- "Jeff, I just had like 10grams of Shrooms last month, still feeling like I am in a dream!"
Jeff- "Yo dude, thats just your brain getting back to normal, give it time.. you defragged your operating system!"

by RandomSociopath101 July 26, 2015

Shrooms

A drug from The Mushroom Kingdom. It makes you think that brown mushrooms want to kill you, dinosaurs still exist, and bashing your head into blocks gives you coins. Wtf.

"Mario's been taking some shrooms"

by TOAD!!!!!!! May 01, 2019

shroom

mushroom to fuck u up good for self esteam

i ate a lot of shroom and still ahve no phone ##s but ill get some

by Anonymous November 01, 2003