Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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