Shaft Masher

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.

Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019

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shit mah tits

it's a stupid phrase I made up i use it when I fuck up or am surprised or just as an alternative what the fuck.

Shit mah tits i just fell off of a cliff died then got isekai'd with a harem.
Shit mah tits dude i just saw two lesbians fuckin it was hot sht dude.

by 177013 is a masterpiece October 26, 2020

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Red Shirt Man is a character in the "Tra Rags Cinematic Universe". He is globally known world wide as "Red Shirt Guy, Red Shirt Man, Menace to Society and better known to his fanbase as Tra Rags. Red Shirt Man has been in over a thousand fights, one of them being a hard fought victory over Dunzledorf nigga. Red Shirt Man is currently he is the most powerful nigga in the Tra Rags Cinematic Universe having multiple super powers such as teleportation, being able to catch bullets, super human strength and obtaining the strongest fists that can injure/kill anybody on direct impact. His famous catch phrase is "what'ch you tryna get into?". As of today Red Shirt Man is considered an artist as well producing a song called "Never Diss Red Shirt" which currently has 1.1 million views on Youtube.

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by IEMV September 30, 2023

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shit marks

Shit marks is a very serious case of skids, suffered by the victim for most of his adult life

"Damn Steve....what the fuck is that brown mark on the back of your jeans?"

"Er.....I sat on a caramac mate"

"Like fuck you did....You've got shit marks again haven't you?"

"....yes..."

by Big Kev Dial December 31, 2014

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