dude. i think i just did a shart.
by Dominic Lui May 13, 2008

The accidental discharge of fecal matter, usually of the liquefied kind, when attempting to merely pass gas. If the underwear becomes overly saturated, a stain may appear on the outer garment. This unfortunately results in embarassment and ridicule, if around other people.
What was the name of that guy wearing white pants that sharted in Carl's Jr. then had to take the bus home?
by naknumm May 31, 2007

JP: im gona fart on sparkey's bed!
Nooo you can't do that!
JP: woops i think i just sharted on his bed!
Nooo you can't do that!
JP: woops i think i just sharted on his bed!
by Wheeler Dealer Himself March 25, 2009

by Kyle Frith November 19, 2006

We gota go, dude.
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!
-Along Came Polly
SEE THAT MOVIE
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!
-Along Came Polly
SEE THAT MOVIE
by The Person January 27, 2004

by -dH- September 20, 2005

Noun: The solid waste expressed from the anus during an attempted gas excretion fart.
Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to fart.
The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.
Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to fart.
The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.
by tjpw February 6, 2008
