Dirty Shamus

When you are laying on your stomach eating a bowl of fruity people's while getting your butt licked.

If you fall asleep after a dirty Shamus you'll get milk in your eye

by Lonelylobo November 21, 2023

Shamus

someone who goes onto urban dictionary and writes good things under their name

shamus: hey check out my name on urban dictionary it says i am cool
pierce: no your not lmao

by shamus42069 November 24, 2021

Shamu

A very large turd that is the size of Shamu the whale.

I called the Department of Defense as I launched a shamu into the Potomac!

by Kraski July 28, 2022

Shamu

My roommate kris-10, fat fuck

Roommate 1: Did you hear some weird noises last night?
Roommate 2: Yeah it was just Shamu making second dinner.

by Bonjour5123 May 6, 2024

Shamus

Coolest white lab ever! Sweet, loyal and handsome!!!

Dude, did you see that good lookin lab? He's so Shamus!!!

by EcoChic March 30, 2016

Shamus

A very fluffy, chubby, cute creature that can get pretty violent when it comes to it's food.

-"Omg Betty, look at that overweight guy eating five scoops of ice cream..."
-"Helen, it's just a Shamus, mind your own business..."

by Shanul May 19, 2023

Shamus

Someone who is Very smart and is the strongest person in the room, he is also the best person in the world

I am Shamus than Fred

by fredrick Malrick March 8, 2021