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One Fucking Two Seconds

1. A measure of time.

2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.

3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"
by Road Block June 11, 2006
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sloppy seconds

To engage in sexual intercouse where ejaculation has previously ocurred in the orifice by another male within a short time frame. The sperm and semem is then used as a natural lubrication by the second male. Although the term may be used to describe both vaginal and anal intercourse with a male or female, it is traditionally used to describe vaginal intercourse.
I'm tired of always getting dad's sloppy seconds with my sister
by King of Porn October 25, 2003
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salty seconds

When a drunk girl during a party performs oral sex on a male counterpart and swallows the liquid explosion, then returns to the party and makes out with someone else.
"Yo....Katie just sucked me off and swallowed my load and now she making out with some other dude. That homo just got my salty seconds."
by Nick Tahou January 25, 2006
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seconds

When smoking weed the person that says seconds before anyone else reserves the second hit of the pipe or joint. The first hit is always reserved to the person who supplied the weed but the second hit is a race between the other people smoking for whoever says seconds before anyone else. The exception to this is if you had supplied weed for the group earlier in which case you are automatically given the second hit.
who has seconds on this bowl?... SECONDS!!!

I call seconds on that next joint.

I smoked you up earlier, you better give me seconds on this next bowl.
by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009
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5 seconds of summer

A sexy Aussie band. With members called Calum Hood, Michael Clifford, Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings and are so hot you can fry and egg on them. They wear super skinny jeans and enjoy their leisure time.
You heard of that sexy ass band called 5 seconds of summer?
by Paige123456 October 15, 2013
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floppy seconds

The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".
"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
by userbits March 7, 2010
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Sloppy Seconds

The pejorative term "sloppy seconds" is used when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who was previously in a relationship with another man in the same group of acquaintances. It is usually used in a degrading manner for the man that is second to have intercourse with the woman.
- Have you heard? John had sex with Lisa!
- Really? But I had sex with her just a few weeks ago, John's simply getting my sloppy seconds.
by EnglishCasual June 9, 2018
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