Seamus

A guy who thinks juice boxes make you gay.

James: *drinking juice box*

Seamus: Did you juice boxes make you gay?

by Sapphic-_-deamon December 9, 2020

seamus

seamus has a beautiful girlfriend named jasmine:)

Seamus Ohara is a leprechaun

by jasminemjohn May 6, 2025

Seamus Lowry

Loves all pickle varieties

You are a real Seamus Lowry when it comes to pickles

by Johnyyk January 5, 2019

Seamus

Thinks that juice boxes make you gay

James: *drinking a juice box*
Seamus: Did you know juice boxes make you gay?

by Sapphic-_-deamon December 9, 2020

Seamus

seamus has an amazing girlfriend named jasmine

seamus ohara is a leprechaun

by jasminemjohn May 6, 2025

Seamus

An irishman with a big cock

seamus is seamus

by Bang gang 69 August 30, 2022

seamus-ass a'hole

a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.

a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.

by Nefaria123 January 24, 2019