Seamus

Hot, sexy dude with an enormous penis (42-69”)
Every girl wants to touch his massive coc.

Girl 1: “Seamus has a huge penis”
Girl 2 “I want to sit on that massive pole”

by Dat_nigga_123 May 25, 2022

Seamused

The act of a male being forcibly pinned or pressed against a wall by his girlfriend, typically resulting in a submissive, powerless position where verbal expressions of discomfort or pleasure are involved. This term originates from an incident in which a male (Seamus) was slammed against a wall by his girlfriend, and his moans were heard by others in the adjacent room.

“Nick was dating this muscle goth girl who was his height and twenty pounds heavier! He was seamused around for sure!”

by dingledoo April 2, 2025

Seamus

That's the dog.

I was in the kitchen. Seamus, that's the dog was outside.

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 8, 2022

Seamus Lowry

Loves all pickle varieties

You are a real Seamus Lowry when it comes to pickles

by Johnyyk January 5, 2019

seamus the dog

A decent sized hairy Wiener💯💯

Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch

by Listen Linda December 25, 2016

seamus barth

That red head kid that runs around saying "WOW" and "THAT'S JUST THE MOST WILDEST THING!" He is 0.03% African so he can jump really high.

Oh! Haro mein freund Seamus Barth, go home and get a better KD.

by fiery nachos April 20, 2018

Seamus

A hot young man every girl will always want him. He himself isn’t perfect looks wise but his personality is likable and he acts like a Labrador.

Hi Seamus.

by anonymous 1454 June 3, 2024