BOUTTA SCOOB

When a man accidentally busts a nut in a girl whilst saying "RUH ROH RAGGY!" In a Scooby doo voice.

"Aye yo I'm boutta Scoob this bitch"
"Who the fuck put BOUTTA SCOOB in the chat?"

by Jonchman June 16, 2018

scoob & doo

comes from the cartoon scooby doo.in most episodes when a ghoul or ghost is seen by scooby,the ghoul/ghost dissapears when scooby grabs shaggy to show him the ghoul or ghost.this also happens on the streets of america.ie;when the ghoulish ghost of racism rears its ugly,dead, but not yet decapitated head,it usually disappears when one attempts to show the gruesome ghoul to others

you: hey mayne,that cop just violated my rights and called me racist names!

friend:who? that cop over there?

you: yeah... that dude is a racist bastard!
go talk to him you'll see

friend: ok..

friend:hey officer,why did you violate my friends rights and call him racist names?

cop: now sir, why would i do a thing like that? i'm an officer of the law.would you like a donut buddy?"

friend:jelly?

cop:yeah,i got jelly

friend: cool...ok,thanks!

cop:no worries buddy.watch your head.

you: well?

friend:well yeah,i just talked to the officer and he said he didn't do anything.in fact,he was nice. he even offered me a donut and helped me watch my head!

you: what!?%@! and you took it!?!

friend:well...yeah.whats wrong with that?
it was good advice.

you: no dummy,the donut! you took it?

friend:well,yeah..he seems nice

you: ughhh!!wtf!#!@!

friend: wha???

you:mayne,he did just did a scoob & doo!!!!

friend:you got scoob & dooed?

you: yeah asshole!i got scoob & dooed!!!
i mean,scoob & did!!

friend:is that like being abb & cost(ed)?

you: yeah...but worse.

by rev.erend triggafinga December 9, 2008

Scoobs Law

You post cringe you loose subscribre

Scoobs law states that When you post cringe, you’re going to loose subsciber!

by DaScoob August 6, 2019

Pulling A Scoob

A man in a Scooby Doo mask jerks off another man but the man being jerked off does not know who is giving him the hand job and instead of stopping it he says "Uh oh scoob, someone's yanking my tip." Then right before climax the man giving the hand job will say "Rut ro raggy, rime's up." Then the climax hits.

A homeless guy was pulling a scoob on my brother in an alley one time so my brother said: "Jinkies Scoob! If you wanted a scooby snack that bad you should've just asked!"

by Sister Goo August 21, 2019

scoob bean

The bit of shit that gets in your mouth when you’re eating a poohole.

No better surprise than a scoob bean when you’re eating ass.

by Coach Scoob Bean August 30, 2018

Divine Scoob

1.Someone of compleat gayness, who likes to go on vent and teamspeak kariokes. They may also be a petaphile, and like to rape little children over the internet.
2.The god of sex. Divine Scoob is also commonly used to refer to an amazing porn star, or someone who is extreamly good at; sex, in bed, has a large penis, ect...

1.Hey you hear that old man got arrested for being a devine scoob, what a fag! No wonder he tryed to rape me.
2.I wish they tought us how to be a Divine Scoob in sex eduation. My girfriend would love it!

by 90zap09 March 10, 2009

Scoob and Shag

One the best webcomics, if not the best webcomic, out there. Starts out as a shitpost then progresses into an actual comic with an actual plot. Reimagines children cartoons and does a good job of doing it!

"Do you read Scoob and Shag?" "No." "Get out of my sight you disgusting human being."

by thecoolestpastaontheplanet April 30, 2019