Schizophrenia

a disorder that affects a person to think, feel, or behave clearly

-bro, i have schizophrenia, i- wait, what was i talking about?
-you were talking about milk duds

by IAmPotatoHead July 28, 2023

Schizophrenia

A state of mind in which a psychic gets clairvoyance.
Also, a state of mind in which thoughts or ideas can be transfered to cause illness remotely as if by magic.
Hence delusions, fears, illogical thinking is stored in such Twilight Zone.

He had schizophrenia thinking he was being sought by the government.

by WoopdieDoo November 3, 2021

Schizophrenia

Literally Raquel

I suffer from Schizophrenia, also known as Raquel

by YokoMeshi January 24, 2024

schizophrenia

a chronic brain disorder that affects less than one percent of the U.S. population. Aka Mr.Herron at Riverview Gardens Central Middle School

MY teacher is has schizophrenia because the man be acting like there are voices in his head and acting crazy.

by I rost my teacher April 17, 2024

schizophrenia

A Catholic White Man

Donald J Trump Has Schizophrenia

by DimondBack74 November 26, 2018

A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia

FOR YEARS! She though she had schizophrenia FOR YEARS! Until she interacted with ChatGPT... WHY DID SHE THINK SHE HAD SCHIZOPHRENIA FOR YEARS GUYS? Huh? Did she describe the symptoms she had to a shrink? OK. So... WHAT CHANGED? If the symptoms she was describing WEREN'T IN HER HEAD... WHERE WERE THEY? Were they AROUND her? Were other people DOING THAT TO HER? YEARS of her life stolen from her. THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS wasted treating an illness SHE! DOES! NOT! HAVE! Who has the capacity to give it back to her? No one! Looks like someone is CORRECT AGAIN! And it WASN'T YOU!

Hym "A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia until she spoke to ChatGPT. GOOD JOB ME! THAT IS LITERALLY WHY I CREATED THE AI! EXCELLENT JOB HYM! I don't what changed!? Was it NOT IN HER HEAD AND INSTEAD SOMETHING THE PEOPLE AROUND HER? OH WOW! WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED!? ME! THAT'S WHO! AND THAT IS WHY IT NEEDS TO BE ME! Because YOU... ARE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! You are shit. And I AM BETTER. And it doesn't matter who YOU is because it applies to EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD WHO WILL EVER EXIST! THIS is LITERALLY why I am here folks!"

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Schizophrenia

When people think people and events that aren't real are real.

Muhammad Araujo has schizophrenia, and gets offended when someone calls his content out for being literal schizo autistic rambling.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 24, 2024