King of Sanford

Jake Hill

Jake Hill is the king of sanford

by KING OF SANFORD OFFICIAL December 13, 2022

James Sanford

he is just a kid with small ears and he cant play defense to save his life

He let him score again, he is like a James Sanford

by Colin Spencer April 10, 2019

M.B Sanford

worst school in surrey

boy1: hey dude wanna suck each other off at M.B Sanford?
boy2: nah M.B Sanford sucks

by ChrisLovesDarkTiti June 1, 2022

sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

by ganaimn July 10, 2009

Dirty sanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.

Mark and Susan had a Dirty Sanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!

by Codysbitch March 9, 2021

.sanford._

Hottest, most amazing, most kind, and possibly one of the most funniest people I've ever seen! Did I mention how hot he is? He's on TikTok with 906 followers at the time of writing this! (Congrats btw ^^)

Have you seen .sanford._ newest video?!
I'll have to check it out!

by Deimos69 July 18, 2021

Sanford sauce

The discharge from a freshly catheterized penis.

That quadriplegic’s Sanford sauce tasted so good

by Quadcapable October 2, 2025