Dirty Samurai

Right before ejaculation, the male spreads his legs, bends his knees, grabs his member with both hands, and yells "Kyaaaaah" at the top of his lungs while ejaculating.

May or may not actually involve sex.

I gave Cathy the Dirty Samurai last night. Gotta clean the carpet now.

by Bubbabobobbrain August 15, 2008

samurai

A social class of Japan formed in the 12th century during the conflict between the Taira and Minamoto families during the Heian Era. The elite of society, they were the only class allowed to wear a sword in public (the longer katana and the shorter wakizashi). They refer to themselves as "bushi" rather than "samurai". Each samurai is trained in the art of warfare, martial arts, the sword, or the spear as well as in the way of Bushido. Each region developed their own unique style of swordsmanship or kenjutsu (such as Yagyu Shinkage-ryu as opposed to Itto-ryu) . The samurai is a cultural symbol of the ideal traits of the Japanese people- loyalty, honor,a centered mind, and attention to detail. During times of peace (Tokugawa Shogunate, 1600s+)the samurai would become artisans, farmers, or idlers (ronins/vagabonds). Their decline came in the late 19th century, with the Westernization of Japan and the advancements in weaponry.

Samurai during the 19th century spent more time drinking sake than fighting.

by kshinomori June 29, 2004

Samurai Wrong

A slang term amongst certain internet communities to denote an egregious degree of wrongness, incorrectness, or inaccuracy. The phrase was coined in mid 2005 when someone organized a viewing of Akira Kurosawa's film "The Seven Samurai". Unforunately the listing advertising the showtime of the film was from 2003.

The Mars probe crashed because the flight team didn't convert english measurements to metric? Man, that's not just wrong, it's Samurai Wrong!

by scarymike July 30, 2005

Sameer Bhavnani

Sameer Bhavnani is an American YouTuber who makes short films. His first video was about a disloyal wife who cheated on her husband with his best friend, He often made skits about racism in daily life. Some of his short films have continuity. People accuse him of plagiarism because of the similarity of his thumbnails to Dhar Mann one's, he is often referred to as a ­''Wish version of Dhar Mann'' or a "Dhar Mann rip-off" and a "copycat channel" by his haters (criticizers). Sameer often makes content that is suitable for adults only but because he is very similar to Dhar Mann, he attracts young audiences to his channel. These videos are not for young audiences and sometimes are related to porn.

(Eric) -Hey have you seen Sameer Bhavnani latest video, Kids Copy SQUID GAME! They LEARN ANOTHER LESSON...
(AugustTheDuck) -Here we go again

by mango0078 May 1, 2022

white samurai

A specific type of "white-knight" in which the male is also a weeaboo.

Bro! Did you see Jimmy last night? He took on five guys in Elder Scrolls Online with nothing but a katana... Just because they insulted some random girl! And all while watching hentai on his second monitor! He is such a white samurai.

by RIP R6-D9 May 28, 2017

steel samurai

The popular kids TV show in "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney", and the warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo.

Cody: "What's the popular quote of The Steel Samurai episode 8?"
Maya: "You want some fries with that?"

by demmyboy October 25, 2018

Foolish Samurai Warrior

A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword-wielding a shapeshifting sword-wielding an evil sword-wielding a sword-wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword-wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.

Aku: But a foolish samurai warrior
samurai: A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifiting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword wielding a shapeshifiting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.

by random word generator May 26, 2022