Salsa Fucked

1.This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

2. when you eat a ton of chips and salsa before your meal comes and your not hungry anymore

1.Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked

2. dude are you gunna eat your burrito?

no i salsa fucked myself and im not hungry anymore

by cpcecil December 17, 2008

Salsa Snack

A delicious meal that can and should be served at every meal. A sexual innuendo deriving from the classic video displayed on salsasnack.com. Did I forget to mention it's delicious?

Bob: Yo, broham, want a salsa snack?

Chloe: Oh boy would I!

by CallMeCommander August 7, 2010

Salsa Dancing

A performance art where the follower ( typically a woman ) voluntarily allows the leader ( typically a man ) to respectfully do whatever he wants to her body using choreographed ( and sometimes improvised ) combinations like inside turns and hammerlocks. When the song ends they typically thank each other and move on to new partners. Contrary to popular belief a salsa club is not a meat market like a regular club. It typically consists of 70%+ regulars who treat the customers like family. Hookups happen but are rare since predominately Hispanic clientele tends to be more on a conservative side, the feminist openly down to hookup hangs at a dive bar not a salsa club. Salseras typically hold out for a boyfriend or a husband.

I can't I'm sober now, what do sober people even do on a Friday night?
They go salsa dancing duh

by Mustardeer October 15, 2018

salsa sharking

The act of having vaginal sex with a menstruating female.

Charlie's still in the shower. He salsa-sharked that chick from the party!

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005

Salsa Del Sol

The greatest Salsa ever. Go try it yourself.

Stoner: I just smoked some pot, and now I'm hungry! *Eats a shit load of nachos served with some warm salsa del sol!

by rodneyalcala July 9, 2010

Salsa Emergency

An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.

Salsa Emergency!!

I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.

I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.

by The_Hawk August 5, 2009

Salsa Dog

1. Refers to a man’s penis after a man finishes having unprotected sex with a woman on the tail-end of her period. After the penis is withdrawn from the vagina a sticky blood clot may get left behind adhering to the penis, leaving the man with a salsa dog.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.

1. Shit, you have to leave so I can get this salsa dog cleaned up before my girlfriend comes over.
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!

by mis-read July 14, 2011