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salma yasin

a short girl with long black hair and a huge megamind forhead
"bro has a salma yasin forhead"
by tutsii January 23, 2024
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salma

salma stinks like smelly cheese
salma stinks
by gfuysgfkursag January 3, 2023
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Salma

Oooooooh man... I mean... I'm only allowed to name celebrities here....
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh.... Yeah..."

Hym "PFFT!"

Iam "Don't-"

Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."

Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"

Iam "Salma I-"

Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"

Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."

Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"

Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."

Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"

Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖

Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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Salma

Salma is such a pretty girl. Very shy at first but when you get to know her she is very loud. Salma finds passion in cooking. She is very wifey material and she will always be there to support you or help a friend in need. She likes buying unnecessary things. Salma is a at-home person. Very chill but will always stand up for what is right or when somebody treats her wrong. Salma’s personality trade is being honest and friendly.
Salma is so nice.
She’s so chill about everything. I wish.

Her looks is nice but her personality is even better.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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salma azzouz

salma azzouz is a very polite and independent baba grill.
Ow look there’s my favorite baba grill salma azzouz.
by baba grill November 21, 2021
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Salma

The most beautiful girl. Very kind. Very caring. Can be a bitch but overall a fantastic girlfriend. And definitely wife material. She will always love you. She's there when you're sad. And always amazing to be around. Overall 10/10. She's hot smart kind and cute.
Wow that girl has to be a salma. She's 10/10
by Stevie Jacob zumza November 25, 2021
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Salma EA

She is a badass girl with a good heart, always mad at someone. She is short af
she likes reading books, she is a psycopath with a brain that works only when she wants. She has a really really really big ass with normal watermelons she likes being a asshole. SALMA IS SOMEONE YOU NEED IN YOUR LIFE!

She is good at shacking her ass and in the bed.
Samia: Wow! Salma EA is so sexy
Anthony: oh! damn it!
by R47707 90868 November 26, 2021
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