Rylan news

Usually fake news but once in a full moon the news could be real. 99% of the time it is over exaggerated.

- wait trump is planning on postponing the election?
- idk man that seems like so serious rylan news.

by Miket325 July 30, 2020

Rylan

"the best godly" "basically jebus" (<- in his words) has no phone

Rylan, do u have a phone yet?
No, but im streaming this weekend

by katti October 25, 2020

Rylan

A girl named Rylan is usually a very very very ugly girl, and wants to play and cheat on everyone

Girl 1- omg, rylan is so annoying

Girl 2- ikr
Girl 3-YES

by personthehuman November 5, 2020

Rylan

Rylan is the guy who sits more than 5 feet apart from the other guy in the hot tub.
Rylan eats mad grub and takes fat dubs
They are generally very cool and athletic and they like Bingo With Old Men. Why? You tell me.
Rylans get no girls but all the guys.
Rylans like balls of all assortments, such as volleyballs, basketballs, footballs, manballs, etc.

-"Rylan, I like your grub!"
- "Thanks. I got it yesterday. Now leave me alone, I have balls to play with."

by masculine man November 21, 2021

Rylan

Rylan is a person any gender that is kind can be mean sometimes and will love you forever but they can be very emotional sometimes and will break down in tears for no reason..sometimes they will even try to show they care even if you don’t care

Look over there it’s Rylan….that’s their name right?

by Mønsterweeb-_- August 6, 2021

Emily and rylan

The most cutest couple even tho their love for love for one another will be infinite they are really popular and are not afraid to stand up for their friends❤😍💍😘😘

Emily and Rylan are so cute!

by EmilyXRylan November 22, 2018

Rylan Oliveri

1. An unsexy beast who accepts being penetrated by anyone
2. Loves cream that lacks "organic". Can be anyone but preferably male
3. Gets rejected even by free strip clubs

That there is a Rylan Oliveri

by Thow Shalt not October 10, 2018