A nickname for Rufus du Sol, another one of these talentless "musicians" who blast a much of computer generated noises that drugged-out teenagers like listening to.
Friend: I went to a shitty EDM show last night and it was totally lame. I should have just stayed at home and watched South Park and listened to Phish.
Me: Did you see Rufus Du Suck? I heard he was in town last night
Friend: Yes
Me: Did you see Rufus Du Suck? I heard he was in town last night
Friend: Yes
by Senor Dank Nugs September 17, 2021
A fat dog. 3 brothers and always beats on poncho. Only a small percent off muscle, contains 92% body fat. originally from the pound. One time bit gabriel and he wanted to send him back.
Rufus Archibald Biff is fat
by Lucy Hater July 17, 2022
This is a girl or boy who fakes his LGBTQ identity to get into sleepovers of the opposite sex and perv on them.
Person A:Did you here about that time Jamal lied about being gay to get into Vicky’s sleepover?
Person B: OMG what a Rufus Poofus Mc.duffus
Person B: OMG what a Rufus Poofus Mc.duffus
by marvel jack November 24, 2018
Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!
I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
by Ron Stoppable September 27, 2003
Rufus is perfect. Rufus is the kind of person to always be there for you, even when they don’t concern him. If you’re loved by a Rufus, then keep him close because he’s a great partner, lover, and friend.
by SupermarketDeli April 02, 2021
by Pizza lover 38 July 05, 2023
amazing, great, cool, etc. made by my p.e. teacher ahaha if you see this sorry for the bad definition. antonym: unrufus-not cool
this class is so rufus!
by closetedhuman September 15, 2020