Means when you come back home after having sexual intercourse with a girl that could be physically associated with the lineage of chewbacca. Meaning very unattractive.
"Hey dude. Did you meet Brad after the party last night?"
"Yeah. This jackass came home proud after getting laid and wanted a high-five."
"Really?"
"No way I would high-five him. He did the return of the jedi!"
"Yeah. This jackass came home proud after getting laid and wanted a high-five."
"Really?"
"No way I would high-five him. He did the return of the jedi!"
by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018
Removing a bottle from a patient ass. They usually do this for pleasure, but they will always make up an excuse of how it got there.
by dr slang September 04, 2012
When you're bored in class or at dinner, and start leaning back in your chair, but you do it a bit too far and reach the point of "no return". At this point you fall flat on your arse, while everyone is laughing at you, because everyone noticed the ear-deafening bang you created falling.
Also can be applied to when you're busting a nut.
Also can be applied to when you're busting a nut.
When we were sitting at dinner, Shaniqua was bored and was leaning back, and she leaned back too far and suddenly she reached the point of no return, and fell.
I've reached the point of no return, I'm about to nut
I couldn't submit this without defining the word, so The "No return" maneuver means falling on your ass while sitting in a chair.
I've reached the point of no return, I'm about to nut
I couldn't submit this without defining the word, so The "No return" maneuver means falling on your ass while sitting in a chair.
by QDodger1337 January 25, 2019
by Legend937474848 May 11, 2019
by Evanisamazing8 June 19, 2022
Bryan Singer's attempt to masturbate like a gibbon at the world's greatest superhero. Started off strong, but then fizzled out. Introduced a 5-year-old supertot, despite that being completely against the entirety of the Superman mythos. And had no resemblance to a normal relationship, just awkward stares. Oh, and basically had a one-trick pony of having Superman just lift stuff. A lot. Lame. Also was noted for creating a new alternative energy source, meaning electical cables strapped to Christopher Reeve's rapidly spinning corpse.
Q: What happened to Joe Simon?
A: He bit his own jugular vein after watching Superman Returns. He's in a better place now.
1: Wanna go rent Superman Returns?
2: Wanna lick my dog's balls instead?
1: Sounds like a good alternative.
A: He bit his own jugular vein after watching Superman Returns. He's in a better place now.
1: Wanna go rent Superman Returns?
2: Wanna lick my dog's balls instead?
1: Sounds like a good alternative.
by LiveattheSchwarzenegger November 24, 2006
by Amy Bel February 09, 2006