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Balkan Retreat

A euphemism for someone’s arse, posterior, anus, or shitter. Popular amongst the armed forces deployed to sort out the whole collapse of Yugoslavia schemozzle. (See also Garry Glitter)
She totally pegged him, took him right up the Balkan Retreat.

So I said to him for your birthday we’re doing something special, you can enter my Balkan Retreat.
by The Big Effin’ Gee May 12, 2021
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Ball retreating

When its so cold, your ball shrink into your body and your scrotum shrivells and hardens to preserve testicle warmth.
Samantha: "OMG ITS SO FUCKING COLD THERES NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS!!!"
Jamie: "Actually., if you educated yourself you would know the correct term is "ball retreating""
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Anal retreat

Its when you take a massive poop and you press hard, but then stop pressing and the poop goes back up
Man i just took the biggest shit, but i got an anal retreat
by Philip mongolidi February 19, 2021
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Balls Deep No Retreat

I was running to the park without shoes a phone or a map - Juan
Damn nigga u went Balls Deep No Retreat - Osama
by xypeepeepoopoo September 6, 2023
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hangover retreat

A positive light to medium hangover which disables you from any engaging activities a lets you get lazy!

Utilized by all smart hard working men and women around the globe during the weekends.

Invented by Weekend Warrior Initiative (WWM).
I had such a awesome drinking match yesterday and today I am on hangover retreat. No work and other freaking responsibilities for me today.
by Ebony Hide May 10, 2012
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Retreat

Dave retreated into me during yesterday
by Dave cricket November 21, 2019
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