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retard

Donald trump used to make fun of retards and then eventually became one
by niggers are white October 31, 2017
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retard

A stupid person.
I have detected a retard
location: 🫵
retard: am I retarded?
the person who is currently reading this definition: no I am
by FireChickenLikesBeans April 26, 2023
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retard

A word that Americans think is a slur but is used casually in Britain, cause we don't cry over everything.
IT'S NOT A SLUR
"shut up you retard"
by symxxxx February 11, 2021
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retard

Trump is a retard
by Aubreezle June 11, 2016
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retard

Someone who was dropped on their head when he/she was a baby.
You: I got dropped on my head when I was 6 months old.
Me: You're a retard.
by Wills0 May 22, 2009
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retard

Katie doesn't know how to fuckin talk or speak or walk there for Grannell is a retard
by Germany Wilkinson March 8, 2009
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retard

slang for someone who is constantly undesirable, stupid, weird, immature, a loser, etc.
Guy 1: "I think I am best friends with all of them, but my football playing 'Friends' think I am a dousche and a wannabe

I like to pelt girls with snowballs and then run away to my mommy when they hit me back

I am a fat whitey in the rich suburbs, but I wear wannabe gangster hats backwards

I constantly tell jokes and do things that are obnoxious, immature, retarded, ignorant, etc. that most people think are weird

I like to brag about everyting I have and yet, my parents hardly have any money, though i pretend they do

I get terrible grades and my parents don't even care

I creep girls out by making random psycho sex noises

An entire fourth grade class signed a "bully note" about me

I pretend I'm all that and a bag of chips (which I wouldeat)

Most people hate me

I have the i.q of a 6 year old (if im lucky)

I make fun of people that are much more attractive then me

I am a fag

I am short and fat

I wish a girl or a guy (even better) would kiss me!!

I am an all around loser"
Guy 2: "You're a retard"
by girl45678493759 January 7, 2010
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