Guy 1: Man, skyler and I had amazing sex last night!
Guy 2: Did you part the red sea?
Guy 1: Yes, and it was phenomenal. It was like built in lube.
Guy 2: Did you part the red sea?
Guy 1: Yes, and it was phenomenal. It was like built in lube.
by fucklit April 25, 2024

When a stray pubic hair crosses over a man’s urethra causing the stream of urine that's coming out to be divided in two.
The name originates from the parting of the Red Sea in the Bible.
The name originates from the parting of the Red Sea in the Bible.
Wife: Why is there piss all over the bathroom floor?
Husband: Sorry Love, It seems I had a Red Sea Wee.
Wife: Yeah, well get moppin’ Moses.
Husband: Sorry Love, It seems I had a Red Sea Wee.
Wife: Yeah, well get moppin’ Moses.
by Rex Durkin August 8, 2020

Intercourse during her period
by Is_FuZe April 25, 2021

by EnzoHater1000DethLord December 7, 2023

The act of having sex with a women when she is on her period. This primarily involves people who are very horny and/or drunk.
Brice- "Dude, I got so stoned and was partying the red sea all night."
Noah- "Same dude. I was there. There was SOO MUCH BLOOD!"
Zoë- "Yea there was.... sorry bout that..."
Noah- *shutters*
Noah- "Same dude. I was there. There was SOO MUCH BLOOD!"
Zoë- "Yea there was.... sorry bout that..."
Noah- *shutters*
by DinoBryan May 23, 2016

by mandudno2 August 17, 2011

I was fuckin my Ol’lady in the tub last night when all of a sudden she started her period and turned the bath water into the red sea
by Mavrick maz October 30, 2019
