1)Someone who don't and won't hook a brother up. 2)a guy that enjoys the rusty trombone.
1)Help me out dude. Don't be a ralph.

2)You're smiling like a ralph.
by badrat August 3, 2004
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A mystery of the most unfortunate proportions. Clue: panko....hahaha.

Does not communicate well, will most likely lie and hurt you and laugh about it. Ralph's are heartless.

Expects respect without showing any. Completely unforgiving of most things.
Ralph's are perfect!!

Loves polygamy.
Hey Ralph, how many wives you got now? 3?
by Tellinonyooo March 1, 2022
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Ralph is a little midget who has short-man syndrome. He hates all of those around him and would be the worst teacher. Ralph is impatient and cannot deal with others opinions. Ralph is very unique and is ugly as hell. He has very small baby hands, which he uses to smack his students buttocks. Ralph comes from North American origin. It means vomit, which is quite true according to his personality. His personality makes other people sick and want to vomit, and even dig a hole, bury themselves and DIE.
"what teacher do you have?"
"ralph"...
"wow, best course of action would be to dig a deep hole and bury ones self"
by underlegs October 30, 2020
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When a story is told which seems unbelievable or far fetched.
Stop ralphing, everyone knows you did it.
by Primo March 31, 2015
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What actor Marcus Toji refers to his genitals.
by Crispitos September 5, 2003
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somebodys father who's a bit creepy and can often be described as "classic".
by bio08 June 28, 2009
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