Quief mallet

A euphemism for the male sex organ.

“You would not believe the sounds coming out of her pussy when I was pounding her with my quief mallet.”

by Acemld June 24, 2025

Quief

A quilt thief

“She’s a quilt thief! A Quief”

“Stop saying that like it’s a real word!”

by galaxyshark July 16, 2022

Hefty quief

When you go to remove the trash bag from the can and it expels a pungent odor.

I went to pick up and tie the trash bag and it gave me a Hefty quief in my face.

by Barkovi January 31, 2026