Quantumplative

<adj> In reference to Thinking about the really small things

John was in a particularly quantumplative mood when he was thinking about his willy

by General Scallywag June 14, 2014

quantum apple

A poster created by the artist Chromodynamic, depicting the quantum levels of the applegen atom.

A quantum apple is edible and tasty. Each single one of them, may display a variety of potential flavours. Due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle when it gets bitten it's wave function collapses as one of the allowable flavours. One cannot predict it's taste before he/she causes the collapse of it's wave function via tasting the apple, because quantum potentiality is a fundamental quality of nature.

by Quantomechanician December 6, 2015

quantum lag

Quantum lag is the time it takes for changes in the quantum realm to be reflected in reality. Unlike the 'real world', the quantum realm has no equivalent dimensions because the quantum elements are relational. It is only when these elements acquire mass and energy, from which the natural laws are derived, that they can be measured in terms of space and time.

Most of us will only notice quantum lag when the quantum event is experienced immediately prior to its effect in reality, a condition referred to as deja-vu. Less obvious effects are those of intuition and premonition. More disturbing effects involve apparitions, e.g. ghosts, whereby the quantum event is so strong as to appear real even though it never manifests in reality (which is why ghosts cannot be recorded on physical media). Quantum lag also explains why properties of elements in the quantum realm appear to change faster than allowed by the speed of light, referred to as quantum entanglement.

by rippenburn November 27, 2016

Quantum Hit

When the weed hit makes a quantum leap into your lungs, taking you across the universe.

Bro, that was a Quantum Hit! I just traveled through space and time.

by John Ella May 29, 2017

Quantum Existence

The experience of Quantum Theory. The Particles within a box can be seen as thoughts within oneself. Expending energy and forming our attention towards the thought particle within, can provide a trade of energy because the very attention on a partical brings it into existence and simultaneously adds energy to it, allowing it to form, move and transition into another. This is Quantum Existence and is experienced by putting attention on the process of particle formation and transition into pure energy, resulting in continual human action and transformation, spawed from the root core of human language. This then has its influences all over existence, with a similar pattern that can be seen and conceptually derived from any human awareness. And with this awareness, quantum theory becomes most useful.

Quantum Existence is the inner and outer experiencing of Quantum Theory.

by Allyhall321 June 6, 2017

Quantum Dab

'Quantanious Dabadocious' or more commonly known as the 'Quantum Dab' , refers to the action of performing a dab at a speed faster than the speed of light. The quantum dab has long be sought after by scientists who have tried to re -create the phenomenon under lab conditions, however there are very limited recordings throughout history which document a successful quantum dab. The most recent attempt at the quantum dab was by James, 18, Scotland who performed the quantum dab at a record speed of 400,000,000 m/s.

Wow! I can't believe he just quantum dab'd to 'in my feelings'

Omg becky, that guy just pulled off a quantum dab! Thats so fucking hotttt

by Matty HD Damon December 26, 2018

Quantum Afterlife

Quantum afterlife is a hypothesis and concept that advocates there is afterlife at quantum level, where the atoms and sub-atomic particles of living beings and of all objects might transform into other things in the future, such as this concept advocates that the conscience exists at quantum level and even when someone dies it is transformed into something else.

"Quantum afterlife is an interesting concept inside quantum materialism, it proves that it is possible to be a materialist and still believes in afterlife as well, it is really good and interesting."

"Quantum afterlife also advocates the concept of quantum-extraphysical superposition for explain about Near Death Experiences, creating the possibility of existence of other worlds and dimensions, leading to the possibility of extraphysical mechanics and quantum mechanics be literally the same thing."

"Quantum Afterlife and Quantum Materialism might be really good to lead to Quantum Deism, where god (the divine) exists at quantum level and it is everywhere at quantum level and just by reason and by technodeism we can find it out."

by Full Monteirism January 7, 2021