"I hadn't seen my dad in years. Only when I was in town did he want to play dad for his kids, being a proximity father and all."
by Racon2R August 25, 2009
Get the Proximity Father mug.A factitious disorder whereby one person produces the apparent symptoms of Tourette's in another person who does not in fact have the syndrome.
Please pardon my swearing, I have just been in yet another unproductive meeting with Dave. That fucking prick has really bad Tourette's by proxy.
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A Proxy is the authority to represent another person or entity... Especially in the capacity of voting issues, such as on a board of directors.
This authority can be granted willingly, (as in the case of someone who cannot attend a meeting sending another to vote in her place) or unwillingly (such as in the case of a parent's authority over the affairs of a child. It can be granted with or without limitation ("Go to the meeting and vote yes on the takeover, for all my shares." or "The Executor is granted any and all reasonable powers necesary to manage and maintain the estate of Jonh, while he is in his coma.")
A parent, for instance, holds an automatic right of proxy in certain interests of her child. The child need not and cannot make decisions not granted her by her parent, because the parent has the legal authority to make those decisions for the child.
When something is done or decided by proxy, it means the actual effort of action, and sometimes the decision, was made by someone else.
This authority can be granted willingly, (as in the case of someone who cannot attend a meeting sending another to vote in her place) or unwillingly (such as in the case of a parent's authority over the affairs of a child. It can be granted with or without limitation ("Go to the meeting and vote yes on the takeover, for all my shares." or "The Executor is granted any and all reasonable powers necesary to manage and maintain the estate of Jonh, while he is in his coma.")
A parent, for instance, holds an automatic right of proxy in certain interests of her child. The child need not and cannot make decisions not granted her by her parent, because the parent has the legal authority to make those decisions for the child.
When something is done or decided by proxy, it means the actual effort of action, and sometimes the decision, was made by someone else.
Jennifer will hold my proxy for all voting issues that arise during the course of this series of meetings... Because I'm going to Aruba!
by Honor July 23, 2005
Get the by proxy mug.1-(noun) oxide that contains a high level of Oxygen, used for bleaching hair.
2-(verb) to bleach using hydrogen peroxide.
2-(verb) to bleach using hydrogen peroxide.
Eminem's WHITE AMERICA: "Who woulda thought, standing in this mirror bleachin' my hair, with some peroxide, reachin' for a t-shirt to wear that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this? "
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
Get the Peroxide mug.1. An attraction to someone not particularly attractive, developed from frequent and prolonged exposure to the person.
2. The subject of the attraction.
2. The subject of the attraction.
by MystJake June 5, 2020
Get the Proximity crush mug.Essentially, a cocksucker by proxy. One who doesn't actually suck dick themselves, but by kissing someone who does, or even simply sharing a drink of someone who does, could be referred to as a cocksucker by proxy.
"Did you hear about Steve's new girlfriend?"
"Yeah, man, but the funny thing is, he doesn't know she's a slut. Now, that poor tool is a total proxsucker."
"Yeah, man, but the funny thing is, he doesn't know she's a slut. Now, that poor tool is a total proxsucker."
by Man with Plan seeks Dam December 21, 2009
Get the proxsucker mug.prox· i· mate | \ˈpräk-sə-mət \ 1) A person you mate with who is close to you by kinship or in some other way. 2) A person who mates with you on behalf of another, i.e. a proxy mate.
Jack: Hey, are you and your second cousin still fuck buddies?
John: No. She moved to California, but she sent me Jill as her proximate, and she's awesome.
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Mike Pence is Donald Trump's kochsucker proximate for the one percenters.
John: No. She moved to California, but she sent me Jill as her proximate, and she's awesome.
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Mike Pence is Donald Trump's kochsucker proximate for the one percenters.
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