punjabie

punjabie is an upcoming country
it is ran by a big black guy called punjabi man

man: "you from punjabie?"
man2 "yeah bro!"

by boobymanlol April 6, 2021

Punjabi Popsicle

when a man shits in a condom, freezes it, and then the woman uses it as a dildo

Stacy used my Punjabi Popsicle that iImade last night!

by hilesmiggins September 9, 2016

Punjabi-hole

Used to refer to a bizarre, confusing, or nonsensical analysis or research, typically one from which it is difficult to extricate oneself and must utilize altered evidence.

Reminiscent of Reddit user Punjabi-Batman who conducted extensive analysis into the alleged Malaysia Airlines MH370 Portal dissapearance videos by manipulating the videos (changing color values, frame by frame, AI video enhancing) to find minute details in order to attempt to prove their credibility. He also would make videos on Android and comment in round about ways to obfuscate original sources.

If you go down a Punjabi-hole you might start to convince yourself.

by CuriousWonder December 8, 2023

UK Punjabi

UK Punjabis are citizens of Britain who are genetically from the Indian State of Punjab. They speak Punjabi and mainly practise either Sikhism or Hinduism. They are known for heavy drinking and amazingly fun weddings.

Person 1: Can you be Punjabi if you are born in Britain?

Person 2: Yhhhh bro, that means you're UK Punjabi!

by 5ecret5ingh January 7, 2025

Punjabi Pinball

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans

Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Jay: Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!

by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025

Punjabi Prince

Used to describe someone that eats Alot of......You know what😏

This bandara guy is a punjabi prince

by Wel4vAsians March 3, 2022

Punjabi Pickle Twist

The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.

Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025