wood puddy

When seiman sticks to her like puddy

How about I give you some of this Paul Seagraves wood puddy

by Paul Seagraves December 3, 2007

man puddy

A creamy discharge from the end of a penis due to a STD.

My buddy banged this one chick and a week later while he was taking a piss he noticed the man puddy.

by me2kool2003 November 3, 2005

Fat puddy

Nice meaty vagina.

Damn that bitch ain't got a nice fat puddy like my BITCH!

by Fugginhottchicky77 March 11, 2017

nigga puddy

a black cat

A Nigga puddy is hard to see at night.

by rapacity October 1, 2011

cock puddy

A huge wang that sheds it's skin, in order to be able to preform the tasks it must to please the anus

I can't believe I shed my cock puddy and that bitch still sucked me off

by King Walker February 11, 2017

Siberian Silly Puddy

For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.

"James came into existence because his mom got the siberian silly puddy"

by JamesNewton January 31, 2025

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

by msdee December 16, 2016